Drum roll please
Well I was lucky this morning to get a doctor who can help.
I wont bore you with all the details but i can now add 3 more things to the list of "CREEPY THINGS INSIDE MY BODY"
Here are the bullit points of my visit
1. gallstones. GALLSTONES! gallstones? Yes I'm not 15 years old anymore and these things happen. PAIN ONE EXPLAINED AWAY.
2. Diverticulitis EWW. PAIN 2 EXPLAINED AWAY.
3. Enlarged spleen. why? dont know. PAIN 3 EXPLAINED AWAY.
The solution until friday when I get to see my real doctor again is:
(the junkie angels sing)
DARVOCET.
posted by Gavin Elster at 10:17 AM
11 Comments:
Darvocet, exactly what Im on right now. I had yet another tooth pulled today...woo-hoo!
Yep I'm feelin it too! Wow I wish this was an ingredient in a martini! It would make every day fun.
By the way you have the cutest picture. did I ever tell you that? (from one hepped up goofball to another)
Or should i use the drunk speak since i'm feeling loopy.
aggggah yough ghotah purdy face.
Poor baby baby baby. I am jealous though. Of the Darvocet not the stones and diverticulitis. My grandmother had the latter. Eeesh. Not good. Don't eat seeds. They can get stuck in there and well...you know the rest.
Big warm hug to you. Put your feet up, chill with a nice glass of red wine to perk up that Darvocet and be good to yourself.
I'm about to pass out for the night. Thanks for the suggestion. I now have a nice glass of wine to look forward to tomorrow.
Dang, tripple whammy! :( I hope the Darvocet hold you over until Friday...good luck.
Dammit - why do you always have to be such an overachiever?
If you still have some darvocet left over after you see your doctor and you need to get rid of it, I'd be happy to help you ;)
Thanks j.star I'm pleasantly floaty and have afeeling it will keep me sedated until tomorrow.
Emmapeel007 Of course. I dont want it in the house if i dont need it.
I'll trade you for a bottle of Thunderbird and a box of Hot Tamales.
Darvocet, nice! Its not quite as nice as Dilaudid but will do in a pinch.
Ouch, Scotty, thats too much wrongness at one time. Hope the doc can remedy the lot of them ... SOON!
Aww, thnx Scotty...I agree with Lauren a glass of red wine sounds devine! *grin
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