Wednesday, November 30, 2005

the history of gay events in los angeles.

Wow. Greggory was On my powerbook and found this site last night.
We were searching for any mention of this "GOLD CUP" bar on hollywood blvd.

I feel better now. These folks did a wonderful job.

gay history in Los Angeles

Now I know why I'm not familiar with Gay history in L.A. After the Castro Riots every gay person in L.A. started to write about the "Changing Times". We became a city of Fox News Reporters.

The great thing is I learned that I am not the only one who feels that west hollywood is nothing more than a gay ghetto.

Oh happy day!

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

If the vatican had a Weekly newpaper this would be todays personal ad.

Jesus seeks rough trade.
ISO straight acting or gay for pay hot men.
Picture get reply. Casual gays only need apply.
No fems, trannies or twinks.

Contact:
The Enforcer, Vatican city

Monday, November 28, 2005

Thank you defamer!


Thanks to the folk at Defamer for making my Eva sighting into a nice Holiday card!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

City of Ghosts and Echos.

Thanks to a wonderful photographer an my Brazilian friend (well he's not actually Brazilian but he has a little in him from time to time) I have realized that there is no real gay historical sites in Los Angeles. That is to say sites of historical significance to gay people.
Arguably San Francisco has a few. At least San Francisco has the Twin Peaks (cafe). That was the first openly gay establishment that sported the plate glass window so you can freely see the goings on inside. (the horror, the horror) Los Angeles by comparison has, well, none that come to mind. There have been several clubs that have come and gone within the same old tired facades but none with any historical significance. Even that fluid change (no good pun intended) of one bar taking over another is of no import to anyone. Yet, as the comments to one of my last post brought to light is that the memory of the establishment still exists. During my life I have heard stories of places that have come and gone. Exciting tales of passion in some of the most exciting sounding venues that, to me, never existed. The other side of that is that current gay themed (yes themed, like disneyland, because gay folks are an industry to be preyed on for some corporations) businesses are in places that have held history that is the polar opposite of what is going on in there now. The closest thing that I have ever seen to a history of gay life in Los Angeles was in the hideous film HUSTLER WHITE. They have a "character" describe the history of cruising on Santa Monica blvd. What streets provide what type of trick. Almost a block by block description of what you would find and where you could find it. The thing that struck me was that this person also went on to describe how Pershing Square used to be the hot spot for gay liaisons. That was a surprise to me. While this history of the street was fairly accurate Pershing Square is nothing more than a homeless hangout and a place you can get drugs. This film brought to light that there is no history of gay culture in L.A. It is revisionist living. It has been a while since I have seen that film but I'm damn sure that the descriptions of the streets are no longer accurate. Tragically the only gay establishments that come to mind can be broken down into four simple groups. (there is a fifth but we'll get to that in a moment)
1. Clubs and bars.
2. Sex clubs and bath houses.
3. Restaurants.
4. Book stores.
In my mind, and please correct me if I am wrong, not one of these places has improved gay life in Los Angeles one bit. Let me rephrase that. Not one of these places has done anything to make being gay outside of west hollywood border any more acceptible to people who are not gay.
Sure you can say without these places where would we ... be gay. That is to say be comfortable in expressing your feelings for the same sex in public.
Well here is my answer to that:
Anywhere. If you are comfortable in your own skin you'll be fine anywhere.
(Warning: SOAPBOX ALERT!)
The whole concept of West Hollywood "The Creative City" makes my skin crawl. It is little more than a gay ghetto. A place where gays and the lesbians that hate them group together to be with people of like minds. Unless there is a gay army amassing in WEHO preparing for a mass crusade... I don't see how that type of huddle together society is productive. Unless you are creating a Theme park. Then that makes perfect sense.

Sorry, back to the topic...
Greg's Blue Dot. The Other Side. The Four Star. Incognito. Four places that are just a memory now. Four out of who knows how many. So many secrets inside these places. so many stories Passion for life and love and identity within these places. Places that disappear. Echos of the past. Surely something happened inside these windowless facades that affected gay culture but ... what. Please. I'm looking for answers here people.

Oh the fifth group for gay life is:
5. the non-profit organization.

Places like APLA and L.A. Shanti. These places rose up out of the bodies of the departed. They also will pay you a handsome fee if you put together an event that pulls in money. For instance, a celebrity auction. You can make a quick ten grand just by organizing the event. A finders fee. Keep that in mind the next time you give to help people living and dying with HIV and AIDS. These institutions do help those in need but I think there money could be a little better spent.

O.K. so, bars, bathhouses, bookstores, restaurants and non profit organizations. Thats it. thats all L.A. has to offer. None of them with any historical significance. None of them with a written history. None of them with a plan to leave anything but a memory.

The city of Angels.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

koo koo screw roo!

While picking up Koo Koo Roo mashed potatos for the company pot luck today I witnessed a fine example of Los Angeles kindness.
A woman who short changed the parking attending by only giving him half of the required two dollars to leave the lot, yelled at him. (this was happening while she was trying to navigate her SUV and talk on the cell phone)

Attendant: “You only gave me a dollar?”

Shrew: “Jesus! Its Thanksgiving. Be nice. FUCK!”

and she drove off.

Yes.
I swear it was... I kid you not...
Desperate Housewife- Eva Longoria.

Monday, November 21, 2005

HOLLWOOD BLVD


If you grew up in Hollywood you know that the Blvd is shady. I dont mean lots of trees. Since its "beautification" back in the 80's there has been little change in the people on the street. The tourists still have a look of disbelief. The grifters still have shifty eyes and plaque-filled smiles. The chamber of commerce has only upgraded the facades of several dumpy buildings and left the street crime take care of itself. If someone smiles you better believe they want your money. Its a depressing place. The street performers are little more than people in costume. The don’t perform. This damn stinky bum clown tied balloon "animals". The child with him I can only guess was snatched from an inattentive family who looked at a refurbished store front too long. Lured away with a ballon puppy and the smell of scotch. He only smiled when kids of his age passed by.
Parents keep you kids in sight at all times or your baby might end up like this.

BUSH, KATE BUSH

Thank you for the lyrics Kate.

"Slooshy sloshy slooshy sloshy / Get that dirty shirty clean / Slooshy sloshy slooshy sloshy / Make those cuffs and collars gleam."

I'm not sure what you are talking about but considering you havent put an album out for what...13 years, My guess is the song is really about the laundry.

Friday, November 18, 2005

its up to you...

Happy Friday.
I have nothing else to say but happy Friday.
I’m still sick from that damn flu shot.
I’m hoping it goes away before I head off to New York at the end of the month.
I’ll have a few days there and it is my first trip by myself outside my comfort bubble.
It’s a big step for me.
Its my first time in New York so if any body knows of anything I NEED to do or see there please let me know.

My must see/do list is fairly small and not too serious.

I want to see someone shoot up in the park.
I want to see a cop ignore or commit a crime (and I have to leave L.A. for that?)
I want to go to the museum.
I want to ice skate in that rink you see on t.v. (wherever that is)
I want to see a New Yorker be rude to another New Yorker.
I figure…
aim low and I wont be disappointed.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

VOTE for the "B" film of our choice.

Sorry folks I’ve been sick with (I kid you not) The fallout from a damn flu shot.

I need your help. Please look at the production blog at www.magickfilms.com and help Scott make up his damn mind. He doesn’t know what his next project should be. Its a toss up between a film with the cult band the “Ghastly Ones” or a true sequel to Shellys “Frankenstien.” Please visit his blog and guide him to the project that you feel he should do. After all… we make these films for you!

Thursday, November 10, 2005

FEAST OR FAMINE


Years ago I was a big fan of the film “The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai : Across the 8th Dimension” It was released in 1984 by 20th century fox. I was such a fan of this film (still am) that I joined the fan club. Back then the fan club was run by a young woman named Denise Tathwell. Denise was great at generating and maintaining buzz about a film. Truly it was her efforts that made me a true fan of the film. Some time later Denise married Michael Okuda who worked on the Star Trek series. Michael and Denise are a great team. They have written text commentary for several dvds and have published books about Star Trek.

Denise Tathwell- Okuda. Sci-fi wiz and all around charming person just gave me my flu shot.

Its pretty neat to see what “production folk” do to make a living during the lean times.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

it just slipped

My co-worker just blearted out in frustration:
“I’m gonna fuckin’ kill someone. I swear… Ohhhhh Fuck fuck fuck!.

I have to stop sayin that word.”

SF: “Here is the tip to swearing in the office: replace swear words with food items”
To which she replied
“…and now I am going to shove a burger in my mouth.”

Oh shes a quick one!

Monday, November 07, 2005

An open letter to Warner Brothers:



HEY! Where the hell is the DVD version of “THE ANNIVERSARY”
What the hell is the matter with you people? There is no other film that depicts the American family structure as well as this.

Get off your asses and release it!
I’ll buy it!
That’s more people then the entire box office receipts from THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA and look… that’s on DVD.

'The Anniversary' is not a great movie by a long shot, but a hidden gem from the late sixties when Bette Davis was in her horror movie period, much like her nemesis Joan Crawford. Thing is, Davis' movies carry a little more weight in essence and quality and it shows here in this campy black comedy -- an overbearing mother celebrates a family gathering every year which is only her way of pushing the buttons on her sons and keeping her unhealthy hold on them by threatening to expose their sexual escapades. Davis, by now into full scenery-chewing mode, dominates every second she is on film and one actually roots for her to win at the end, since her character elicits a perverse sympathy throughout.

For those who are familiar with Latin American culture, this movie was masterfully remade in Mexico as the ultimate soap opera: "Cuna de Lobos", in 1986, with a brilliant cast headed by Maria Rubio (virtually channeling Davis' essence down to details and mannerisms her version of Mrs. Taggart required). For those who can speak Spanish and have Spanish television I recommend "Cuna de Lobos" highly as a reference for "The Anniversary" in a miniseries mode.

So you see Mr. Warner and Mr. Bros. Hurry up and release it or I’ll be tempted to remake it and GIVE my far superior version to another studio that cares about its library.

Friday, November 04, 2005

halloween 05

Puckers the Clown

This article says what I have suspected all along. please read.

It's a time-honored Halloween ritual: children getting dressed up as scary creatures and trick-or-treating. It's all harmless fun, except for the part where parents feel they must protect their children from sinister strangers.
Each year, police and medical centers across the country follow another ritual, X-raying candy to check for razors, needles, or other objects that might have been placed there to hurt or kill innocent children. Special events are held that offer kids "a safe Halloween," suggesting that there are real lurking dangers far worse than spooky costumes.
Yet year after year, few if any sinister foreign objects are found. This scary tale is essentially an urban legend.
Despite e-mail warnings, scary stories, and Ann Landers columns to the contrary, there have been only two confirmed cases of children being killed by poisoned Halloween candy, and in both cases the children were killed not in a random act by strangers but intentional murder by one of their parents. The best-known, "original" case was that of Texan Ronald Clark O'Bryan, who killed his son by lacing his Pixie Stix with cyanide in 1974.
There have been a few instances of candy tampering over the years—and in most cases the "victim" turned out to be the culprit, children doing it as a prank or to draw attention. With the exceptions noted above, no child has been killed or seriously harmed by contaminated Halloween candy.
There are several problems with X-raying Halloween items to find harmful objects. For one thing, it would be obvious to even the most sugar-addled child or teen if a razor blade or pins were stuck in an apple or candy bar. Secondly, X-raying provides a false sense of security, since the process would reveal metal, and possibly glass, but would not detect poison. Third, and most obviously, it's unnecessary: if in doubt, throw it out! Like any other food—including last week's questionable leftovers lingering in the fridge—if you have even the slightest good reason to suspect that a piece of candy has been tampered with, it's easiest to simply toss it. There's no need to waste medical facility or police time making sure that a small free candy bar is safe to eat.
Children are in far more danger from being hit by a car on a dark street.
X-raying candy helps parents feel like they are protecting their children, but in fact parents are simply wasting resources and feeding children's fears unnecessarily.
This is perhaps the saddest part about this myth: children are given the message that their neighbors might try to poison or hurt them. In fact, a child is in far more danger from his or her own parents than from strangers. Surely there are better uses for the X-ray equipment and film than battling a myth. Clinics would do more good offering free or low-cost X-rays to needy families than scanning candies.

Benjamin Radford, Managing Editor of Skeptical Inquirer magazine, wrote about the Halloween candy scare in his book "Media Mythmakers: How Journalists, Activists, and Advertisers Mislead Us."

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

where is fancy bread?

What do I get back from him?
That question is not an easy one to answer.
I have kicked him to the curb. I told him to go elsewhere and I meant it at the time. I didn’t know how miserable it would make me feel.
But then again he doesn’t care about himself to take care of himself. Neither do I in some respects. I know it’s a great big scary world out there and I don’t want to leave my little protective bubble. He brings balance … or I thought he brought balance. Geez its like a damn car crash. You can observe the event several different ways. Yes I’m grown. Yes I know better… but knowing better does not include the fact your heart will do something completely different.
And if there is a line of people out there just waiting to be my soulmate … I don’t see em! I’m not comfortable being in a relationship with invisible people.