it just slipped
My co-worker just blearted out in frustration:
“I’m gonna fuckin’ kill someone. I swear… Ohhhhh Fuck fuck fuck!.
I have to stop sayin that word.”
SF: “Here is the tip to swearing in the office: replace swear words with food items”
To which she replied
“…and now I am going to shove a burger in my mouth.”
Oh shes a quick one!
“I’m gonna fuckin’ kill someone. I swear… Ohhhhh Fuck fuck fuck!.
I have to stop sayin that word.”
SF: “Here is the tip to swearing in the office: replace swear words with food items”
To which she replied
“…and now I am going to shove a burger in my mouth.”
Oh shes a quick one!
posted by Gavin Elster at 3:31 PM
4 Comments:
What exactly is the food item equivalent to fuck if you're vegan? :)
Tofu smoothie?
carob jelloshot?
"PIT THE AVACADO?"
as long as it vague your OK!
Hmmm, let me try it out.
What the tofu smoothie was that??
Oh, yeah, I like that :)
kumquat. that works for any situation. Sangroncito... no word substitutions are needed in your case. You live in a world of free expression. (your one lucky muffin!)
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