Everything you heard is true! All True.

Everything you heard is true! All True.

Haunted Los Angeles Map!

A map of haunted locations around Los Angeles. Pretty Cool!

Click here for the Haunted Los Angeles Map!

New Happy Blog

The new Blog can be found here:
Wallmart666

It is still under construction.

Thanks for stopping by.

Folks. This blog has been retired. I thank you all for stopping by. I am creating a new blog using the new blogie version and finding it very unfriendly to my MAC. When the new blog is up and running I'll post a link here.

Now for the folks at work... let me clarify something. I created this blog in order to have a place to vent. Over time it became something else. I realized I do not have a place to chronicle what I am going thru. I want to start a new blog for that purpose and a new blog that is dedicated to fun stuff. So don't get all freaky on me thinking this was your fault. It was mine for letting this blog become something I did not intend it to be.

Need a date to save you from going to hell?

Well? DO YOU?

Look I really dont care if you do or you dont. Here is the skinny on this post. IF... If you need to date someone AND you want that someone to save you from burning in hell click the title of this post and proceed at your own risk.

Hey look! the new unfunny.

Its as if Leslie Neilson's unfunny undead sense of unhumor fucked Bruce Campbell and gave him unfunny herpes.

Space Zombie national anthem (click here)

The creepy poacher (click to receive your new instructions)

Click here jerkwad!

It sounds like cops chasing a balloon twisting clown riding a horse thru a tribe of American Indians somewhere in London .

I leave you with this...

A plea for more time.
Orders to defect.
The package location.
Launch.
assassinate.
Kill all of them,children first.
The real reason you are alive.



The conet project is made up of recordings from short wave "counting" stations. These stations are exactly what you think they are. Covert code sent via short wave. The creepy feeling I get from listening to these audio clips is all encompassing. Eerie disconnected voices speaking in a code I cannot crack. The lincolnshire poacher track I find deeply distressing. A sort of off key Ice-cream truck tune followed by coded orders. The fact that these recording are subject to atmospheric issues makes them very creepy indeed. It is hard to tell if the voices are even human at times. These recording give me nightmares. Now the nightmares can be yours.

Please click the title of this post to download all 4 CD's of the conet project.

I'm shutting this damn blog down

Well ... shutting it down to any postings of any emotional importance that is.

So I have been going thru a very difficult time with my feelings lately. First off I'm hesitant to write about stuff that involves my emotional state because people at work read this (Hi work!)

I thought it was the time of the year that makes me down but I'm thinking its much more now.
Someone suggested to me to join a 12 step program to deal with emotional dependecy.
Hmm. I never thought I needed one.

To the person who suggested that: I'm considering it.
I'm not in a happy place at this moment and anything fuckin program seems good. Hell someone stick me with a fuckin needle so I have a recent excuse to go to NARCANON.

Damn it. Damn you "work" people! I cant write about this. I cant write about anything! This blog has become a depository for stupid videos and the odd observation. I'm unable to write down anything that may be weighing in on my mind. I am unable to write about personal stuff anymore. If I do, I have to sanitize it. Don't get me wrong I like all you folk at work I just dont think its appropriate for me to vent in this way.
Oh well off to make a secret blog.

Love, Like Water, Sustains and Reflects.


Bullshit!

Love is like the searing outback and you are forced to suck mud thru a fuckin' straw. Dingos waiting to tear you apart.

For John L.

"The future is just old age and illness and pain... I must have peace and this is the only way."

To ALL I LOVE,

Do not grieve for me. My nerves are all shot and for the last year I have been in agony day and nights —except when I sleep with sleeping pills—and any peace I have by day is when I am drugged by pills.

I have had a wonderful life but it is over and my nerves get worse and I am afraid they will have to take me away. So please forgive me, all those I love and may God forgive me too, but I cannot bear the agony and it best for everyone this way.

The future is just old age and illness and pain. Goodbye all and thank you for all your love. I must have peace and this is the only way.

Jimmy


With those words Jimmy drew down the curtain and closed the show. He was before his time. His time has yet to be.

Scene from Richard Lester approved cut of Superman II

Judy straight from the grave.

No straight man in his right mind would ever think to perform "Get Happy".

I mean come on! Really!

Its just like that virtual fight in ROCKY BALBOA

Words cannot describe how funny I find this clip.

Tara's New Years Eve countdown funtacular

Try counting along with Tara Reid. Just TRY. These poor guys tried.

Thank god it was only new years and not the space shuttle.

HIGH corey haim HIGH

Yep it is corey haim trying to prove he was sober and ready to work.

In 2001 E! proved he was far from sober.




For some odd reason that clip reminds me of:

Poor Corey. Still looking for work.