Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Shirley Bassey does Pink in Bond-esque ad and more Casino Royale.



Yes I did see the damn movie again. its 3:01am and I have to post this crap before I fall asleep and forget. Forgive the mis-spellings. Its late and ... its late.
Hmm. not as bad as I thought. I'll be interested to see the continuation of this story.

I did note that in the opening credits only one woman is depicted. Odd to say the least. Its all Men fighting running falling. You know... The stuff women used to do in the credits.
I'm not keen on the credit sequence. It looks like a Target commercial for bandanas. Product placement is rampant in this feature. While some folks actually make a living placing product carefully in a scene as to not attract attention but still make you aware of the brand, the placement in this film is downright shameful. At one point Heinekin and smirnoff are vying for the same screen time. The shot even looks like stacked credits. Smirnoff in the lower left and hienekin in the upper right so... If you read left to right smirnoff is first but if you read top to bottom it Hienekin in the lead. Ford once again shows that they are Bonds choice of rental car when traveling. Austin Martin , Omega and (of all things) Google get recognition as leaders in the Bond world. Richard Branson makes a nice cameo. If you can believe Branson delivers a more subtle and subdued cameo compared to Michael G Wilson. Wilson is an egomaniac.
Judy Denchers lower rat teeth distract me from the plot early on in the film. I just want someone to hand her a piece of wood so she can file those damn things down.

Danial Craig is a pussface. The male equivalent to Rene Zelwigger. His mouth is to small and seems to be missing some actual muscles that enable him to speak clearly. I know its cruel to take away his sash and crown but I hope this is the last one he does. I just cant stand his Jim Henson muppet-like duck mouth. I also ... and this is a stretch but stay with me... think Craig is playing it a bit too gay. I mean if he is supposed to be this macho manly man man he seems to fall out of it from time to time and it seems like his manliness is a front.
JB on theDL.
I cant understand the beginning of the film. I know whats going on but Craigs mouth full of pudding delivery mangles the lines. Its like he is talking into a full diaper. I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU! OPEN YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH!
stupid baby huey lipped dork.

2 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Ahhh, love it!

9:36 AM, November 21, 2006  
Blogger Troy said...

i saw pink at weho on halloween perform that song 3 years ago.

10:04 AM, November 27, 2006  

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