"Please do not ask..."

In the sleepy lil' town of Eaglerock California there are several mom and pop shops. Most of them target post-new-age wannabe coffee swilling children of hippies but one place seems to attract a different crowd. The Boonchu Thai foot massage parlor is a total mystery.

First: What foot massage parlor would cater to handicapped people. How can they tell if they even got a foot massage let alone a quality one?
Second: Under the green sign on the window that says WOMEN AND MEN there is the word "PLEASE" What the Fuck does that mean?
Third: Just to the right of the main sign above the door is a picture of what can only be described as a bearded grinning hamburger.
Fourth: and final nail in this businesses coffin is the plea printed on the window...
"PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR SEX"


I think every business should use this as a tag line.

Disneyland. Please do not ask for sex.
Haliburton. Please do not ask for sex.
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