Tuesday, March 14, 2006

If hes out there we'll find him.


While most artist sketches seem to look generic, this one is pretty damn specific. Clearly they are looking for some sort of hobbit or elf.

Investigators said an 8-year-old boy was riding his scooter in Montgomery Waller Park on Thursday afternoon when this "man" tried to grab him. They said the "man" told the boy, "I'm going to drive you home."
The boy told police that he hit the "man" with his scooter and ran away.
Police said the "man" was described as being Latino, about 35 years old with short gray hair and glasses. They also said he was about 5 feet 8 inches tall with a thin build.

Clearly that scooter F'd up his face something fierce!

4 Comments:

Blogger EmmaPeel007 said...

Evey time I look at him I see something different.

First time, it was the lovechild of Mr. Potatohead and E.T.

Now, it's kinda like the lovechild of Anthony Michael Hall and Barack Obama.

Go figure...

4:25 PM, March 15, 2006  
Blogger Luke said...

Leave poor Paul Williams alone.

5:11 PM, March 15, 2006  
Blogger Unknown said...

I've got one word for the artist. Blend.

5:52 AM, March 21, 2006  
Blogger Gavin Elster said...

i've got another word "quit"

3:41 PM, April 05, 2006  

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