Sunday, March 26, 2006

The 32 inch city.


I recently have come to the realization that I like films and T.V. shows that are shot in and around Los Angeles. Not films or T.V. shows about Los Angeles but things that have been shot using actual locations in and around Los Angeles. I feel like a detective when I’m watching a t.v. show like… Charlies Angels. Recognizing the familiar locales of the city. Seeing places long gone preserved on film as something else. I was watching the original INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS a few weeks ago. Several locations in that film were within walking distance of my childhood home. The Beachwood Market doubled for the fictional city of Santa Mira in one long shot. The stairs leading from Beachwood to Hollyridge were also seen as Becky and Miles try to outrun the inevitable republican menace that threatens them. The Beachwood market is still there. It looks much different now that it is the weekend hang-out of the valley transplants that have invaded the hills. The great drug store that used to be next to the market is now the Beachwood café. The old soda fountain counter is still there. A feature of the drug store that refused to be removed. The one feature I can still recognize from my childhood. I remember that drug store and I remember that Market with its pavement to ceiling vertical windows. I remember those damn stairs going from the street below to the street up that hill. It was a public stairway that was sandwiched between two private homes. It seemed like an invasion of privacy to use them because you could see all of the property belonging to these folks. I have no pictures of that market or those stairs but I have my memory and the brief shots in INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS to remind me. Everytime I see the Bronson caves I chuckle. It's like some sort of inside joke only I know. I find myself looking at the passing scenery during scenes that take place in cars to see if I can recognize the street. Plot means nothing to me if I can glimpse a familiar place. The Los Angeles I knew and loved is gone. It existed briefly and its soul was captured on film. It's stll visible, you just have to look beyond Faye (my sister, my daughter) Dunaway's fat head to see it.
Each generation has it’s landmarks. It seems the only way these landmarks are preserved are when they are substitutes for some other location. It gives me great joy to see a location that is familiar to me in an episode of a tv show. Its just like seeing an old friend that somehow snuck into an episode of Kojak or The Rockford Files. Its wonderful the see the Los Angeles of the 70’s. That seemed to be the decade the erased the early history of Los Angeles.
Old studios torn down. Red car tracks pulled up. Places like Beverly Park and its pony rides fade into memory to be replaced by the Beverly Center to be replaced by the New Bevery Center Soon to be replaced by … who knows. The Pan Pacific in its fading glory was silently closed. Eventually the façade is pulled down without fanfare. No one alive really cared that the charred façade was the best example of deco architecture. . Los Angeles ignores and re-writes its own history. The 70’s is the decade that wiped the slate clean. We lost so much in those years. Remember The Pike? It was the amusment park that was the location for a few Lil Rascals episodes. In its seedy junkie filled twilight years it was featured in an episode of THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN. The LB amusement park has moved on to a different world. A world made of light. A world that is for me 32 inches measured diagonally.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

And now the hard part begins

This weekend we cast the three main leads for our next film. We looked at several people and all were more less what we expected. This film is going to be a hoot! Cant wait til we start shooting! The first shooting day is April 15th. A large crowd in a "bar" location. WHOOO HOOOOOOO! I cant tell you how excited I am to finally see this film come together. Weve come within a week of shooting this film once before and had to hault for some reason odd reason. A reason that wont rear its head this time.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

I dont look like this anymore.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

If hes out there we'll find him.


While most artist sketches seem to look generic, this one is pretty damn specific. Clearly they are looking for some sort of hobbit or elf.

Investigators said an 8-year-old boy was riding his scooter in Montgomery Waller Park on Thursday afternoon when this "man" tried to grab him. They said the "man" told the boy, "I'm going to drive you home."
The boy told police that he hit the "man" with his scooter and ran away.
Police said the "man" was described as being Latino, about 35 years old with short gray hair and glasses. They also said he was about 5 feet 8 inches tall with a thin build.

Clearly that scooter F'd up his face something fierce!

Monday, March 13, 2006

Fair warning.




Remember.

Never wear shorts like these. People take pictures.
And save them to show people later.

This is your warning.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Back to it.

Well I'm back to work and it feels great! I must have been dealing with that pain for so long that I ignored it until it got too extreme. I'm sleeping better. I'm in a much better mood. I'm HAPPY to be working so... this is all good stuff. I dont have time to post since i'm trying to catch up at work. I'll post as soon as I get some free time.
I hope everyone is having a good week!

Friday, March 03, 2006

Heathcliff ... come eat your breakkie

A rather long clip.
When do you ever get to hear Kate Bush speak? I mean really? Like... uh ... never. The odd thing is shes chatting it up about food. This was taken from a chat show recorded back in 1980. Whuthering Waldorfs! I just put it here because she seems like a gentle soul and she seems a little stoned. I cant imagine her going on camera sober. For some odd reason I picture her high as a kite when any cameras roll. No real reason.J do thats all.
This clip makes me laugh because of the interviewer. Its like shes never seen anything outside of a MacDonalds. She questions what sunflower seeds are? Go figure? I guess in the 80's this type of food was thought of a freakish. My how times have changed.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Idol hands... not work friendly

**sorry this video got pulled fairly fast** If you saw it your lucky.. I dont think it was a costume.

They say that the devil is in the details. But sometimes he's in the underbrush by the side of the highway. And sometimes he's not wearing pants. Which is the case here in this clip from the early '90s that was considered for possible inclusion in a WOW pilot for HBO called TV Man. The footage is totally authentic: A reporter in a news chopper flying over a Southern California interstate happened to spot this guy in a winged devil costume picking up trash and tugging at his boner. At least we think it's a costume.

The list four me.

Four Jobs I've Had:
1. XXX XXXXX Casting: I was partners in a casting company that casted films and T.V. 
It was not so interesting and kind of sad. I lost a lot of respect for actors. The strangest experience I had working for this person was during the film WILD ORCHID 2. There was a woman who was booked to do full body nude with some bodily contact by another woman. She ended up getting the crap beat out of her the night before the shoot by her “Boyfriend” I had to recast this at 5 a.m. on a Saturday. Now This was no easy task The shoot was Downtown Los Angeles in a seedy hotel. “Hi good morning, I know its early but I was wondering if you’d like to come to this motel downtown and pretend to lick pussy for 500 bucks.”

2. JC PENNEY Catalog: “Thank you for calling JC Penney Catalog, Your last name and home phone number please.” That’s how I learned about the world. Listening to people when they ordered. Listening to how much they didn’t make sense. How much they needed to reach out. How I was changing the world.
Part of me died at that job.
The one opening line of an order I’ll never forget:
“I need long pants because my husband urinates.”
3. Waldenbooks. I worked in a local mall. It was horrible. I worked with a kid who was stealing from the register. They pegged the thefts down to either him or me. Loss prevention was called in to interview us. I was livid. The lil kid cracked and confessed to stealing cash. I’ll never forget the loss prevention chick asking me “Have you ever caused the store a monetary loss?”
“Yes. You’re here to talk to me right? You flew in from corporate to talk to me? Your wasting your time and their money. I didn’t do anything. I guess I’m to blame for that? “

4. Pooch light operator. I got to hold the “pooch” light. It’s the light that stays with the camera during a porn. It usually the only source of light during those extreme close-ups. Oddly I think more of me died during my years at JC Penney Catalog.

Four Movies I Can Watch Over and Over
1. Umbrellas of Cherbourgh
2. Star Wars :Empire Strikes Back
3. Forbidden Zone
4. Grey Gardens

Four Places I Have Lived

1. Hollywood, Ca
2. Arleta, Ca
3. Sherman Oaks, Ca
4. Studio City, Ca

Four Television Shows I Love to Watch
1. The Simpsons
2. Arrested Development
3. The Office
4. Family Guy

Four Places I Have Been On Vacation
1. City Island NY.
2. Vancouver BC
3. Joshua TX
4. San Fransisco CA

Four of My Favorite Dishes
1. Steak. Well done.
2. Pasta with Alfredo sauce
3. Tiramisu from Al Gelato on Robertson.
4. Greggory’s Fried Chicken.

Four Websites I Visit Daily
1. Argosy Bookshop
2. Sangroncito
3. Google
4. youtube

Four Places I Would Rather Be Right Now
1. Downstairs
2. Pichana in Burtbank
3. in bed asleep
4. Ice Cream Factory

Thank you Luke


Luke has decided to approximate what I would look like with the new scar.
This is what I would look like with the scar if I had the surgery in 1988.
Thanks Luke. This picture gets more use on the internet than any other. I feel like that damn STAR WARS kid.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

The final word is so hard to choose.

So. I’ve been thinking. I’ve had a lot of time to do that. Most of the time I should have spent on thinking was wasted on vicodin induced comas. So while I have had a lot of time to think I have spent little time actually thinking of anything in particular at all.
I don’t want on my tombstone or grave marker or Lucite cube filled with ash or movie gore, the word FRIEND. I think it sucks to have friend. First and foremost the word Son should be there. Why? I guess because it’s important to me. I may not have been a great son but I want that to be first so that will be GOT IT! Next if there is money to pay for another word, Brother. Last word I have no idea what the last word will be. Please dear god don’t let it be sci-fi enthusiast. Friend seems so lonely. So unloved. Friend. Just a friend. Oh yeah he was a friend of someone’s. Friend. Oh yeah I think someone mentioned him, friend.
I want SAINT as my last fuckin word. THAT’S WHAT I WANT. I don’t care what comes before it just makes sure the last word is SAINT. Wait … I take that back.

I can see it now:
“Enclosed in this Lucite cube are the last remains of Scotty Ferguson. Son, Brother and a guy who really hated the movie THE SAINT.”

Scratch that saint bit.

I don’t want friend.

Uncle.

Ok I’m gonna pop some more vicodin and go to bed.