Friday, September 23, 2005

THE DISNEYLAND I REMEMBER!

During the 80’s I took several trips to Disneyland.
Yes, with out my mother’s knowledge.
The 80’s were an odd time for the Magic Kingdom. It was in the early days of Eisner’s rule. The Park was just starting to break out of its 1950’s shell with attractions that were unusual for the park.
One was a 3-D film entitled MAGIC JOURNEYS. This was a 3-D psychedelic freak-out that included witches and pentagrams and creepy Halloween images.
This was so against the “pretty princess” image they are so desperately trying to recapture today. This movie occupied the same theater that would eventually house the Capitan EO 3-D adventure starring Michael Jackson and the Honey I shrunk … bullshit 3d film. This was in the old Tomorrowland stage where KC and the Sunshine Band used to perform. (or if you were lucky Three Dog Night! Wooo hooo!!!!)
So...
once upon a time Disney had a hands down Pagan attraction kiddies.
Sorry ya’ll missed it!

There was also a dance club in Disneyland. YES VIRGINIA, THERE WAS A DANCE CLUB. Videopolis was its name-o. This area still exists but its now that damn Snow White 17 minute stage play.
Videopolis was a place that played new wave and some “death rock” (as it was called at the time. Its now known as GOTH) music.
This was a place where you could dance with the same sex and get away with it. That was forbidden at the time even though most of the Cast members seemed very gay. An added bonus was the fact that they never patrolled the bathrooms by this damn dance floor. you could Get High in there.
Get a blow job in there. Then head on out and cut a rug with your trick du jour.
Yep that was Disneyland.


Here is a link to the Disneyland of today


NON-SEX MOUSE COCK (that was a nina hagen joke!) DISNEYLAND OF TODAY

1 Comments:

Blogger EmmaPeel007 said...

Yes, I remember that Disneyland well. Ah, those were the days... wondering if they would actually let you in the park if you were the slightest bit punk rock... once getting in eating mushrooms and tripping HARD... going on the submarine ride and almost peeing myself laughing because of "the bubbles"... having our friend almost rip the arm off the seat on Star Tours cause it's just that much better when you are frying...

I can almost smell the smoke from the cloves now...

5:34 PM, September 23, 2005  

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