woodies

Well, It seems that the kind men at Mego toys have WOODIES for your kids. They might as well have called them CHOKIES!

Note the chokable size and removable parts of these suck-ass wood toys. These things dont light up or talk or nothin'! They just choke your kid while your off in the other room sippin' your Remy Martan with a water back.

And whats with the creepy voiceover?