LANCE BASS IS GAY?
Big fuckin' deal. Lance Bass is gay. LANCE BASS LANCE BASS LANCE BASS. He just came out because he finally realized he has a hot boyfriend who has a wandering eye and he didn't want to loose him. So Lance stepped up to the plate and said to the world "HEY LOOK WHAT GREAT DICK I GET!"
It's not that he's been living a lie it that now he wants more dick and knows he is losing his boyfriend. It's all about promotion after all. Give this dude 6 months and he'll magically transform into a stereo-type. 6 years he'll be an eyebrow plucked auntie with a worse reputation than Bryan Singer and Kevin Spacey combined.
Mark my words.
It's not that he's been living a lie it that now he wants more dick and knows he is losing his boyfriend. It's all about promotion after all. Give this dude 6 months and he'll magically transform into a stereo-type. 6 years he'll be an eyebrow plucked auntie with a worse reputation than Bryan Singer and Kevin Spacey combined.
Mark my words.
posted by Gavin Elster at 9:32 PM
4 Comments:
I'm amazed at how many people are shocked by this "revelation."
I like that... "classic" queen. Like gay folk are some sort of soda.
Wouldn't Classis Queen be something like "Fat Bottomed Girls?"
I always thought of Elizabeth Regina as a classic queen.
Heh heh heh - I said "Regina"
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